A man in a red shirt defensively rants about his perfect bone structure and superior hair styling, gesturing emphatically. Perfect for cutting to when someone makes an absurdly vain excuse or flexes unironically.
WHAT'S SAID “I'm sorry I was born with this perfect bone structure that my hair looks better done up with gel and mousse than hidden under a stupid hat with a light on it!”
USE IT FOR punchline · roast · flex