A man in a suit at a high-rise office laughs and grins while casually listing absurd reasons for working ('Cocaine and hookers')—perfect for reacting to ridiculous job perks, absurd motivation, or when someone admits to doing something purely for the money.
WHAT'S SAID “during the day and then still functions, he'll do your job. Well, the fuck else would you do this job? Cocaine and hookers, my friend. Right. I gotta say, I'm incredibly excited to be a party firm. I mean, the clients you have.”
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