A camp counselor in a black shirt addresses a group of kids in a cabin, solemnly announcing they'll be wearing new uniforms and their families will be automatically billed. Deadpan tone delivers the joke—framing a summer camp nickel-and-diming as a formal policy announcement.
WHAT'S SAID “Hello! I am your new friend and counselor. Please enjoy your new Perkis system uniforms. Your families will be billed automatically.”
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