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Gerry Gergich is hammered
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Gerry rambles about his juice cleanse diet stages with misplaced pride, claiming the pre-broth phase makes him "most alert" despite being visibly intoxicated. Perfect for when someone confidently explains something completely backwards.
WHAT'S SAID “I feel so much healthier. I've still got a full week to go before the broth stage. Mmm, pre-broth is an amazing stage. It's when you're most alert.”
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