A nursing home administrator announces extended arts & crafts time, but when a resident complains his fingers hurt, the admin responds with a hilariously disproportionate threat about landscaping duty. Perfect for reactions to absurd consequences or unexpected comebacks.
WHAT'S SAID “Stop your volumes, announcement. I got good news. We're extending arts and crafts time by four hours today. My fingers hurt. What's that? My fingers hurt. Oh, well, oh, now your back's gonna hurt, because you just pulled landscaping duty. Anybody else's fingers hurt? I didn't think so.”
USE IT FOR punchline · reaction · roast