Three guys explain how pink eye is actually transmitted through fecal particles, revealing an escalating chain of fart-based pranks gone wrong. Perfect for introducing an awkward or gross-out joke, or reacting to someone's terrible explanation.
WHAT'S SAID “Oh, we can't go, dude. Sorry. Holy crap! What happened? We got pink eye. Are you doing each other butterfly kisses or something? Ha ha ha. Very funny. That's not how you get pink eye. You get it from poo particles making them into your ocular cavities. Hey, Ben. How's it going? Um, I farted on Jason's pillow. It was a practical joke. He farted on Jonah's thinking it was mine, and then eventually p…”
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