A man in a suit presents a child with a commemorative item at an outdoor community event surrounded by onlookers. He deadpans that he bought the baby in cash, then pivots to saying he's actually going to do real things — the absurdist contrast between the ridiculous claim and the wholesome, public m
WHAT'S SAID “I just bought this baby cash. No, straight up though, I'm going to do the real things.”
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