Police officer in uniform delivers a deadpan statement with raised eyebrows about performing a sexual act if asked, then cuts to a wider shot showing him at a desk. The joke lands as absurdist commitment wrapped in casual delivery — editors drop it when they need a shocking non-sequitur or a 'wait,
WHAT'S SAID “Dude, I'm not gay, but I go down on them if you ask.”
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