A Legion soldier in full armor offers helpful assistance to the player, then warns of evil afoot and invites them to seek help if needed. Perfect for when a character makes an overly formal or earnest offer that's about to backfire or become ironic.
WHAT'S SAID “This humble legion soldier is at your service. How can I help a fellow citizen of the Empire? There's evil afoot citizen. If you run into trouble, come find me.”
USE IT FOR catchphrase · punchline · awkward pause