A man in a suit brags about wrecking someone with a friend named Matt Cassel, then complains about absurd HR changes like shorter lunches. Cocky, self-aggrandizing moment with an abrupt tonal whiplash to pettiness — perfect for dunking on someone's weak flex or highlighting when a braggart gets dera
WHAT'S SAID “What? Ah! Me and Matt Castles just fucked you up, dawg. I brought in John Bones Jones to run HR. Raise morale. Shorter lunches. What is that shit?”
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