A grizzled crime boss rambles through a bar scene, delivering a profanity-laden monologue about coppers, prison time, and family loyalty with deadpan disgust. Perfect for when you need an unfiltered rant overlay, a hard-boiled character moment, or comedic shock value.
WHAT'S SAID “! Started 87 with the shotty in the sheet! No, no, no, he's no cop. He got out of the joint three weeks ago. Cunt cop. No, no, no, no, no. He's eight-tacks like his shit don't stink, but he's good people. I knew his father. I liked his Uncle Jackie better. Jackie was alright. Uncle Jackie was excellent. Mm, fucking guineas.”
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