A man explains to a child that saying "earmuffs" is a loophole allowing adults to curse freely in front of them without consequences — a ridiculous parenting hack played completely straight. Perfect for when you need to undercut something serious with absurd logic or highlight a workaround.
WHAT'S SAID “You gotta do it in front of the kid with the effin. All you gotta do is say ear muffs to him. Ear muffs. They can say fuck, shit, bitch, whatever you want. Cock, balls. Okay, I'm just proving a point. You don't have to celebrate it, Frank.”
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