Pee in two separate directions

A character explains an absurd medical explanation for a bathroom mishap while showing a crude drawing on his arm. Perfect for deadpan humor or when you need to justify something ridiculous with overconfident pseudoscience.

WHAT'S SAID “He had sex the night before and now a little bit of residue is blocking his urethra, allowing the urine to flow in two separate directions. You may also note that an AM radio is sitting safely dry in the middle. There's all magic carpet there. Oh yeah, look at that. Oh, Rod, I've spent the station's last $15,000 on this, so it has to be a big success.”

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