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Skyrim Uber Driver
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A deadpan rideshare driver delivers an increasingly absurd monologue about horses kicking, farms, and cosmic philosophy while staring ahead. Perfect for layering under mundane moments that need surreal comedic contrast.
WHAT'S SAID “If you kick a horse, the horse will laugh at you. But if a horse kicks you, you're gonna be impossible to survive. My mom was kicked by a horse once. She grew up by a farm and I think they called her cinnamon. Was that horse's name? Yeah, the horse is inside you. You are the whole universe by itself. The soul is supreme.”
USE IT FOR punchline · reaction · meme sound · awkward pause
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