Michael Scott explains his dating philosophy: he doesn't want people flattering him for career advancement, he wants genuine affection. A hilariously self-absorbed take on relationships that editors use for roasts, humble-brags, or 'nobody actually likes me' moments.
WHAT'S SAID “I don't want somebody sucking up to me because they think I am going to help their career. I want them sucking up to me because they genuinely love me.”
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