Yo. I kind of feel like God.

A man in a suit stands in an office hallway while colleagues listen; he delivers a serious statement about hackers being a national security threat. Perfect for ironically undermining dramatic moments or as a deadpan reaction to tech mishaps.

WHAT'S SAID “Well, I'm afraid not. Hackers are a grave threat to the national security.”

USE IT FOR reaction · punchline · awkward pause