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Parks and Recreation
Every word was a lie
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Ron Swanson delivers a deadpan rant about lies, pivoting from serious moral outrage to absurdist humor by equating dishonesty with skim milk. Perfect for when you need to undercut tension with unexpected comedy or react to something ridiculous being presented as serious.
WHAT'S SAID “Unfortunately, every single word out of their mouths was a lie. There's only one thing I hate more than lying. Skim milk, which is water that's lying about being milk.”
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