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Strippers do nothing for me
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Ron Swanson delivers a meandering monologue about his taste in women, anchored by the absurdist non-sequitur that almonds give him digestive issues — perfect for when you need a confidently delivered non-answer or the comedic deflation of a simple question.
WHAT'S SAID “because all I can find are almond joys, and almonds give me the squirts. Drippers do nothing for me. I like a strong, salt-to-the-earth, self-possessed woman at the top of her field. Your Steffi Graffs, your Cheryl Swoopses. But I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.”
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