A uniformed officer nervously reports to his superior about a mishap, stammering through an awkward explanation while maintaining composure. Perfect for cutting to someone caught red-handed making excuses or for punctuating an awkward moment with deadpan authority.
WHAT'S SAID “What? You need it on the bridge, sir. Knock on my door! Knock next time! Yes, sir. Did you see anything? No, sir. I didn't see a-”
USE IT FOR reaction · punchline · awkward pause