A military commander realizes his ship is full of incompetent officers, then chaos erupts as they're under attack. Perfect for reacting to discovering you're surrounded by idiots or when everything goes wrong at once.
WHAT'S SAID “How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? Yo! I knew it, I'm surrounded by assholes. Keep firing, assholes! Hurry, Daddy, hurry! They're laser blasts all around us! I'm scared! King Roland to Lone Star! King Roland to Lone Star! Are you there? I am! Lone Star, you've got to help me. Please save my daughter, she's being attacked by space-”
USE IT FOR punchline · reaction